“I’d wait for you even if you
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“I would ‘coordinate’ with
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr.
“I suggest we do that thing where two
“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans.
“I’m what people DO!”
“Let me unwrap you like this mercury-laced
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’”
“I like the ball that I brought to
“Beg for mercy twice? …Please,
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how
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“If you’re a hedgehog, can I
“When I told you to take my card, I
“The newspaper says that you’re
“I’d like to conduct a Study
“Honey, you should see me in a crown…
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your
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“Excuse me, but did you say ‘Fuck
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“If I dress up as a museum security
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“I can’t take my eyes off of
“I would give you the good pill every
“I may be a blind banker, but I bet
“Would you like to be wearing this
“I’d Stay Alive for you.”
“I think you’re neater than poisoned
“Lestrade’s out of town today,
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge,
“I’d like to snuggle under a
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider.
“We’re so domestic, people are
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d
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“I would have you right here even if
“I never text when I can talk…
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“I love you more than Geo the Bio loves
“My idea of a romantic lunch date:
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